Offers From An Ant Exterminator

Bulldozer or maybe nuclear fission to solve the problem?

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Dear Tenant Considering Our Extermination Business,

As you know, our mission is to rid you of your ant problem. Who needs a nervous little mermadon parade through the kitchen? You sure don’t! We’re here for you, because we are the only exterminators who took the good care to respond to your building management’s SOS quickly…