I’m Going to Lose Eight With Ape Fruit and Cottage Sees!

Toss your retro diet for this amazing new lifestyle plan app for 2023!

Photo by author of banana giving the white glove treatment

Ever laugh uproariously at the ridiculous old-fashioned diets women used to put themselves on to tone up in the new year? It’s downright tragic that anyone would whittle away their days on Earth eating nothing but grapefruit — so bitter! — and cottage cheese — so congealed!