Six Frivolous Activities For After You Do A Responsible
Mature enough to do what needs to get done, but immature enough to still be a full human being? Here are some suggestions to back up your best adulting with some time in the comfort zone.
Open and fund a Roth IRA
Buy a white vintage bow bikini and daisy swimcap on credit even though it seems you will not get into a pool until 2022.
Donate money and networking time to an organization that helps prevent hate crimes
Watch a soapy Freeform show about moody teenagers who have unbelievable but compelling plot arcs that you fully invest in emotionally.
Make amends with your mother for a difficult conversation
Eat a pint of Trader Joe’s coconut milk coffee ice cream with boba while priding yourself on managing to consume a drink, a snack, and dessert.
Exercise your body by walking seven miles
Imitate the quirky voices of serious radio hosts. “Hello. Welcome to BOOKWORM…” Boogh-wherb. Booghwherb.
Actually floss your teeth
Start out doing the yoga pose known as cat-cow, and end up mooooooing on the floor.
Get out of bed
Get back in bed.