Black Friday as Opposite Day

Audrey Dundee Hannah
5 min readNov 23, 2023

Un-buy what you’ve bought. Clear that clothes clutter!

This cockatoo is into gingham and bows, but figure out if you’re not. Photo by author.

That notorious closet is still jammed and you still “have nothing to wear” and you think you can 30% off shop your way out of this problem?! This week? month? SEMI-YEAR? of Black Friday, run in the opposite direction.

Let me tell you: you’ll feel some better about your body if you do whatever you know you need to do (whether more…

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Audrey Dundee Hannah

Actor (“Bones,” “9–1–1”), satirist (Slackjaw, Points in Case, Flexx), entrepreneur (of many stripes), community organizer (parrots, googly eyed objects).